The Legend of Iveswood

Where hope hides in shadow.

Words with Storm:


An Intro of Sorts?

“Call me Storm.
No, I am not trying to be dramatic. That’s my actual, honest, self-given name. What’s my real name? Eh, I probably wouldn’t tell you if I could—I don’t like personal questions.
But you, tell me this: what would you do, if you lost the person who always supported you, one of those fatherly sort of folks, and were left to fend for yourself in a city like Fort Exalder? What if you carried this secret, a curse shall we say, that would turn anyone who found out about it against you? And, just suppose, this curse compelled you to collect the shiniest coins, or to warm yourself by setting things on fire, sometimes, or, you know…transformed you into a vicious monster with no impulse control?
If you suddenly had the chance to save people—a fair amount of people—to make a certain powerful figure with a legion of soldiers and ballistae stop hunting you…wouldn’t you? Despite the risk?
This is all theoretical, of course. I am certainly not in that situation, facing some primordial threat to Skylia, or being forced to work with a motley assortment of ‘friends’ who would run screaming in the opposite direction once they found out the truth…
Anyway, if Lord Adelric’s men ask, I was never here.”


In case you are suspicious of this “situation” Storm was hinting about, here is a fuller description of what is going down in Volume 1: ‘Beyond the Walls.’


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Pepperjack
Pepperjack
February 5, 2024 11:39 pm

Yo, Storm, on behalf of the writer, would you mind not doing this whole Q & A thing?

Storm
Reply to  Pepperjack
February 5, 2024 11:58 pm

Nope. 🙃

Pepperjack
Pepperjack
February 6, 2024 12:01 am

Oh well, I guess if your doing it anyway, I might as well ask: Do Dragons Love Tacos?

Storm
Reply to  Pepperjack
February 6, 2024 12:08 am

Depends—how much meat do they have?

Pepperjack
Pepperjack
Reply to  Storm
February 6, 2024 12:10 am

Depends-how much meat do you want?

Storm
Reply to  Pepperjack
February 6, 2024 12:16 am

Very much meat. Also spicy things.

FruitSalad
FruitSalad
February 6, 2024 12:23 am

If you don’t get enough sleep, are you draggin?

Storm
Reply to  FruitSalad
February 6, 2024 12:38 am

Well played.

Man
Man
Reply to  Storm
April 8, 2024 10:15 pm

Storm, are you by any chance a good swimmer?

Storm
Reply to  Man
April 9, 2024 2:57 pm

Uh…why do you ask…?

Clara Higden
Clara Higden
Reply to  Storm
April 9, 2024 3:02 pm

No, he can’t swim at all. Honestly, shouldn’t you learn how, so you don’t drown the next time we have to use a raft?

Storm
Reply to  Clara Higden
April 9, 2024 3:08 pm

I am NEVER using a raft again! Even if the next madman to steal Tintorel lives in the middle of a lake. I’d rather walk.

Clara Higden
Clara Higden
Reply to  Storm
April 9, 2024 3:13 pm

Poor Tintorel…
What if I was drowning? *Then* would you be willing to learn how?

Storm
Reply to  Clara Higden
April 9, 2024 3:26 pm

?? You can swim just fine!

Clara Higden
Clara Higden
Reply to  Storm
April 9, 2024 3:30 pm

Yes, but still, if I *was* drowning, you would do something, right? THEN, being able to swim would come in handy, wouldn’t it?

Storm
Reply to  Clara Higden
April 9, 2024 3:33 pm

…Be a bit late to learn at that point. I might accidentally take you down with me.

Clara Higden
Clara Higden
Reply to  Storm
April 9, 2024 3:34 pm

😑

Man
Man
Reply to  Clara Higden
April 9, 2024 3:38 pm

Um… noted

Kirby Fan 101
Kirby Fan 101
May 10, 2024 10:47 pm

What’s Halloran’s least favorite weather?
A STORM! get it?

Storm
Reply to  Kirby Fan 101
May 10, 2024 10:55 pm

*smirk*

Clara Higden
Clara Higden
Reply to  Storm
May 10, 2024 10:57 pm

Wait, who’s Halloran?

Storm
Reply to  Clara Higden
May 10, 2024 10:58 pm

A creature

Master Chief in da house
Master Chief in da house
Reply to  Storm
June 1, 2024 12:22 pm

Something terrible I’m sure.

Master Chief in da house
Master Chief in da house
June 1, 2024 12:25 pm

Hey Storm, if you were a chicken would you still want to steal things?

Storm
Reply to  Master Chief in da house
June 13, 2024 1:09 am

*blinks twice* (This smells like a veiled insult but) If…if I was a chicken, wouldn’t I just eat, worms? Who steals worms?
(Not to be confused with wyrms…oh ruggle, that got strange)
Anyway

Kirby Fan 101
Kirby Fan 101
June 10, 2024 3:22 pm

How old are you, Storm?

Storm
Reply to  Kirby Fan 101
June 13, 2024 1:17 am

Three-hundred and six and three.
Or seven and ten…moments. Weeks. Centuries.
I’m not sure, so your guess is as good as mine.

Lord Adelric's random soldier
Lord Adelric’s random soldier
June 15, 2024 10:22 pm

Uh, i’m gonna have to ask that you turn yourself in. Right now.

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